<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	>

<channel>
	<title>The King Did Not Hang</title>
	<atom:link href="http://thekingdidnothang.com/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://thekingdidnothang.com</link>
	<description>Oba ko so.</description>
	<pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 01:11:26 +0000</pubDate>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2</generator>
	<language>en</language>
			<item>
		<title>&#8220;Let&#8217;s Move&#8221; is only latest First Lady initiative</title>
		<link>http://thekingdidnothang.com/2010/05/17/lets-move-is-only-latest-first-lady-initiative/</link>
		<comments>http://thekingdidnothang.com/2010/05/17/lets-move-is-only-latest-first-lady-initiative/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 01:09:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[history]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Abigail Fillmore]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Dolley Madison]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Elizabeth Monroe]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[First Ladies]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[George Washington]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Harriet Lane]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Ida McKinley]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[James Buchanan]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Just Say No]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Let's Move]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Lucretia Garfield]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Mamie Eisenhower]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Martha Washington]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Michelle Obama]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Nancy Reagan]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[presidents]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Sarah Polk]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[William McKinley]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thekingdidnothang.com/?p=102</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
First Lady Michelle Obama recently outlined her initiative to eliminate childhood obesity within a generation. In her kickoff speech for what the Obama administration is calling the &#8220;Let&#8217;s Move&#8221; campaign, Mrs. Obama said &#8220;the physical and emotional health of an entire generation and the economic health and security of our nation is at stake.&#8221;
&#8220;This isn&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://thekingdidnothang.com/2010/05/17/lets-move-is-only-latest-first-lady-initiative/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Bad Scene, Vol. II: &#8220;Battlefield Earth&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://thekingdidnothang.com/2010/02/04/bad-scene-vol-ii-battlefield-earth/</link>
		<comments>http://thekingdidnothang.com/2010/02/04/bad-scene-vol-ii-battlefield-earth/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 01:51:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Really Bad Monologues]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[dumb]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Barry Pepper]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Battlefield Earth]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Corey Mandell]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Forest Whitaker]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[J.D. Shapiro]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[John Travolta]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[L. Ron Hubbard]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Psychlo]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Roger Christian]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thekingdidnothang.com/?p=97</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
&#8220;Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000&#8243; (2000) written by J.D. Shapiro and Corey Mandell. Based on the novel by L. Ron Hubbard. Directed by Roger Christian.
Starring John Travolta as TERL - fresh off well-regarded performances in &#8220;A Civil Action&#8221; and &#8220;Primary Colors.&#8221; Seven years before &#8220;Wild Hogs,&#8221; nine years before &#8220;Old Dogs&#8221; and [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://thekingdidnothang.com/2010/02/04/bad-scene-vol-ii-battlefield-earth/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Coincidence?</title>
		<link>http://thekingdidnothang.com/2009/09/08/coincidence/</link>
		<comments>http://thekingdidnothang.com/2009/09/08/coincidence/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 00:30:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[dumb]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[cats]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[chinese food]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[coincidences]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thekingdidnothang.com/?p=90</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://thekingdidnothang.com/2009/09/08/coincidence/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Bad Scene, Vol. I: &#8220;Staying Alive&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://thekingdidnothang.com/2009/09/05/the-really-bad-monologues-vol-i-staying-alive/</link>
		<comments>http://thekingdidnothang.com/2009/09/05/the-really-bad-monologues-vol-i-staying-alive/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 02:49:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Really Bad Monologues]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[dumb]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Cynthia Rhodes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[dance]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Finola Hughes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Frank Stallone]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[John Travolta]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[monologues]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[QVC]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Richard Marx]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Saturday Night Fever]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Staying Alive]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Steve Inwood]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Sylvester Stallone]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Tony Manero]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thekingdidnothang.com/?p=75</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[

&#8220;Staying Alive,&#8221; (1983) written and directed by Sylvester Stallone (music by Frank Stallone)
Starring John Travolta - reprising his role as Tony Manero from &#8220;Saturday Night Fever&#8221; (1977)
Starring Finola Hughes - who 20 years later would become a QVC home shopping network star - as dance diva and Manero&#8217;s paramour, and fellow cast member, Laura
Starring Cynthia [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://thekingdidnothang.com/2009/09/05/the-really-bad-monologues-vol-i-staying-alive/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>A message for our clients&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://thekingdidnothang.com/2009/08/27/a-message-for-our-clients/</link>
		<comments>http://thekingdidnothang.com/2009/08/27/a-message-for-our-clients/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 00:01:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[dumb]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[economy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[encouragement]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[history]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[literary agency]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[novel plots]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[novels]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thekingdidnothang.com/?p=58</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
August, 2009
Dear [client's name],
Gambatte kudasai! That&#8217;s what our intern Keiko - whom we had to fire in June - would say to us when things looked bleakest. Keep your chin up, she&#8217;d say with a smile. And then we&#8217;d close our door.
Autumn is nearly here and as dire as things may seem out there in [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://thekingdidnothang.com/2009/08/27/a-message-for-our-clients/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Notes on Contributors</title>
		<link>http://thekingdidnothang.com/2008/11/01/notes-on-contributors/</link>
		<comments>http://thekingdidnothang.com/2008/11/01/notes-on-contributors/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 20:36:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[oops]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Esquire]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[literary journals]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[This Way Out]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thekingdidnothang.com/?p=47</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
My Esquire piece, &#8220;Notes on Contributors,&#8221; landed on the magazine&#8217;s website Saturday. You can also see the real, live print version in the current November issue - Halle Berry on the cover - on page 170.
The editors chose eight &#8220;Notes&#8221; but I&#8217;d submitted a bunch more. Here are the rest:
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-

Paul Gaggerns and his wife live [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://thekingdidnothang.com/2008/11/01/notes-on-contributors/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>I am Wooly Willy</title>
		<link>http://thekingdidnothang.com/2008/10/13/i-am-wooly-willy/</link>
		<comments>http://thekingdidnothang.com/2008/10/13/i-am-wooly-willy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 01:44:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[dumb]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[oops]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[clippers]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[haircut]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Wooly Willy]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thekingdidnothang.com/?p=36</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
In an attempt to save some cash, I decided I could cut my own hair.
I bought clippers at Target that were advertised on the box as &#8220;wet &#8216;n dry&#8221; and showed someone clipping his whiskers in the shower.
I thought this would be a smart move since hair/beard clipping in the shower sounded less messy.
I took [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://thekingdidnothang.com/2008/10/13/i-am-wooly-willy/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Memo to NYSE traders on &#8220;Oh, no&#8221; body language</title>
		<link>http://thekingdidnothang.com/2008/10/06/memo-to-nyse-traders-on-oh-no-body-language/</link>
		<comments>http://thekingdidnothang.com/2008/10/06/memo-to-nyse-traders-on-oh-no-body-language/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 03:44:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[economy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[stock exchange]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Wall Street]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thekingdidnothang.com/?p=23</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
MEMO
TO: Floor traders
FROM: NYSE Group, Inc. Communications Team
RE: Body language/facial expressions during Big Board free falls
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;
Gentlemen,
As you all know, these are difficult times for Money. And when Money is hurting, America turns to Wall Street to gauge just how much.
That&#8217;s where you come in.
When Money is screeching in pain, as it has been in recent [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://thekingdidnothang.com/2008/10/06/memo-to-nyse-traders-on-oh-no-body-language/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>If car marketers went to divinity school</title>
		<link>http://thekingdidnothang.com/2008/10/04/if-car-marketers-went-to-divinity-school/</link>
		<comments>http://thekingdidnothang.com/2008/10/04/if-car-marketers-went-to-divinity-school/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 22:29:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[religion]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[cars]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[divinity school]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[marketing]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thekingdidnothang.com/?p=6</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
When I was in graduate school, I kept a list of terms that I thought would make great car names:

Buick Jebusite
Subaru Parousia
Mitsubishi Pentateuch
Cadillac Invictus
Chrysler Crusade
Dodge Pharoah
Kia Qoheleth
Oldsmobile Monte Casino
Toyota Tormentum
Peugeot Citeaux
Ford Apostasy
Mercury Hosea
Rolls Royce Hijra
Honda Chrysostom
Pontiac Pleroma
Mazda Didache
Lincoln Ecclesiastic
Nissan Old Saxon
Chevy Septuagint
Hyundai Zebedee
Suzuki Sheol
Volkswagen Tetragrammaton

]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://thekingdidnothang.com/2008/10/04/if-car-marketers-went-to-divinity-school/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>
