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Barry Pepper,
Battlefield Earth,
Corey Mandell,
Forest Whitaker,
J.D. Shapiro,
John Travolta,
L. Ron Hubbard,
Psychlo,
Roger Christian
“Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000″ (2000) written by J.D. Shapiro and Corey Mandell. Based on the novel by L. Ron Hubbard. Directed by Roger Christian.
Starring John Travolta as TERL - fresh off well-regarded performances in “A Civil Action” and “Primary Colors.” Seven years before “Wild Hogs,” nine years before “Old Dogs” and [...]
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Cynthia Rhodes,
dance,
Finola Hughes,
Frank Stallone,
John Travolta,
monologues,
QVC,
Richard Marx,
Saturday Night Fever,
Staying Alive,
Steve Inwood,
Sylvester Stallone,
Tony Manero
“Staying Alive,” (1983) written and directed by Sylvester Stallone (music by Frank Stallone)
Starring John Travolta - reprising his role as Tony Manero from “Saturday Night Fever” (1977)
Starring Finola Hughes - who 20 years later would become a QVC home shopping network star - as dance diva and Manero’s paramour, and fellow cast member, Laura
Starring Cynthia [...]
August, 2009
Dear [client's name],
Gambatte kudasai! That’s what our intern Keiko - whom we had to fire in June - would say to us when things looked bleakest. Keep your chin up, she’d say with a smile. And then we’d close our door.
Autumn is nearly here and as dire as things may seem out there in [...]
In an attempt to save some cash, I decided I could cut my own hair.
I bought clippers at Target that were advertised on the box as “wet ‘n dry” and showed someone clipping his whiskers in the shower.
I thought this would be a smart move since hair/beard clipping in the shower sounded less messy.
I took [...]