In an attempt to save some cash, I decided I could cut my own hair.
I bought clippers at Target that were advertised on the box as “wet ‘n dry” and showed someone clipping his whiskers in the shower.
I thought this would be a smart move since hair/beard clipping in the shower sounded less messy.
I took [...]
MEMO
TO: Floor traders
FROM: NYSE Group, Inc. Communications Team
RE: Body language/facial expressions during Big Board free falls
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Gentlemen,
As you all know, these are difficult times for Money. And when Money is hurting, America turns to Wall Street to gauge just how much.
That’s where you come in.
When Money is screeching in pain, as it has been in recent [...]
When I was in graduate school, I kept a list of terms that I thought would make great car names:
Buick Jebusite
Subaru Parousia
Mitsubishi Pentateuch
Cadillac Invictus
Chrysler Crusade
Dodge Pharoah
Kia Qoheleth
Oldsmobile Monte Casino
Toyota Tormentum
Peugeot Citeaux
Ford Apostasy
Mercury Hosea
Rolls Royce Hijra
Honda Chrysostom
Pontiac Pleroma
Mazda Didache
Lincoln Ecclesiastic
Nissan Old Saxon
Chevy Septuagint
Hyundai Zebedee
Suzuki Sheol
Volkswagen Tetragrammaton